Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby,
My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like? -- Regards, Carol
- Dear Carol,
Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
Dear Abby,
Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? -- Thanks, Wondering
- Dear Wondering,
The baby was on time, the wedding was late.
Dear Abby,
I know boys will be boys, but my boy is fifty-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? --
Help, Annie
- Dear Annie,
Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
Dear Abby,
I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? -- Regards, Sam
- Dear Sam,
Yes. Run for public office.
Dear Abby,
I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. -- Regards, Rose
- Dear Rose,
So would I.
Dear Abby,
What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? -- Bess
- Dear Bess,
Night and Day!
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Carla, Thanks for the laugh!! I think I like the first one the best as it reminds me of someone I used to be married to! LOL!! ;)
Great way to end the day, Carla. Thanks.
Hey Sonja -- LOL . . . I think I might have been married to the same guy . . . ;-)
Hi Jane . . . laughter is always nice to end the day (hope you had a nice one!)
This was pretty good! lol! love the new pic!
I'm thinking you either ripped this off from the real Abby...or you may have missed your real calling.
Thanks for the giggle this morning! Make it a great day!
Betina
Hi Greg . . . glad you like the look
Hey Jim -- everything I use is either ME, or public domain . . . Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy BIRTHDAY DEEEEEAAAR JIM, Happy Birthday to you! (Kinda like that!)
Hello Betina -- is that the State Capitol in the background?? I love Austin, it's a nice place. (Oh, and you're welcome!)
Thanks for the light-hearted post! Just what we need on a rainy day!
Hi Melinda . . . thanks! Yeah, it's raining here too . . . Here's the link to the LOL of thd Day group:
LOL of the Day there's a few good laughs . . . (cause I know you'll have a few more rainy days/nights )
;-)
I like the drunk / sober one - that made me lol
Hi Steve -- glad that struck a cord . . . hmmmmm . . . .?
;-)
Carla-Thanks for the laugh!
Hey Debra (again) . . . your welcome!
LOL Carla. These are great. I may have to borrow this list and send it to a couple of friends. :)
Dear Abby has a great sense of humor ... sometimes I wonder if these people really exist or if she makes this up. Some of this stuff is too weird to be true. :)
Hey Sylvie -- I think that truth IS stranger then fiction. And please feel free to email, or cut 'n paste, or reblog . . . whatever. Had fun last night -- hope you're doing well!
Carla,
Sylvie tends to believe everything that's posted-jeez, she's so gullible.
Terry -- LOL. That Sylvie!! ;-)