Buyers Agent Portland - YOUR Exclusive Buyers Agent: Oh the GOOD OLD DAYS -- When it was ONLY a BUBBLE . . . Not a MELTDOWN, NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS, NOT EVEN A RECISSION

Oh the GOOD OLD DAYS -- When it was ONLY a BUBBLE . . . Not a MELTDOWN, NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS, NOT EVEN A RECISSION

I love to read comments on blogs posts -- mine included -- where people toot their horns:  "I knew it was coming"

And then . . . I bow down to them in utter amazement.  Mesmerized by their Wizard of Oz powers.  I mumble at their feet:  "WOW -- you knew "it" was coming . . ."

I'm now worthy.  I'm not worthy.

Then sanity is restored, and I realize they are NOT the Wizard of OZ -- and they just love to blow smoke up peoples' butt, trying to convince everyone how "in tune" they were to the market.

Hey Einstein . . . we all knew about "it"

Any idiot with a TV could have known about "it."  The  talking heads on the nightly news reported about "it" until we all got sick about hearing about "it."

We knew that "it" was going to hit the fan.  But I didn't read an exposés, not one -- did you? -- on HOW! 

Because saying you knew "it" was going to happen, but not detailing HOW "it" was going to go down . . . doesn't really help.

A good reporter covers the basics:  Who, What, Why, When, How, Where.

Let's be candid here and realistic.  Unless you were working for the big-buck banks, or worked on Wall St., or for Lehman Bros, or AIG, or FANNIE or FREDDIE . . . You actually had no clue when "it" was going to happen. (And when I write "worked" for . . . it's kinda like the Mafia-style "worked for", not a teller at the bank "worked for.)  You had no clue when the housing "BUBBLE" was going to POP!  And you had no clue how "it" was going to POP!

Do you know how derivatives work?  How about naked short selling?  How about stock puts? 

Do you know what a hedge fund is?  Do you know what institutional lending is?  Do you know what a Soverign Debt is?  Do you know what a mortgage backed security is?  Ever hear of a default credit swap? 

Because those are among the true "its" that caused this financial crisis. 

Here's the thing with talk . . . it's cheap.  Everyone that goes around telling me how they knew "it" was going to happen couldn't have explained HOW or WHEN the "bubble" was going to be pricked -- even if  I gave them a million bucks.

No one knew where the PIN was going to come from to prick the housing "bubble"

But now we know: The pricks all came from Wall St., Banksters and Government

 

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Comments

Hello Carla and great post with some twisted sentences and catchy words, I like it!

VB ;-)

Posted by VEGAS BOB (REALTY ONE GROUP - LAS VEGAS, NEVADA 702.443.7156 ) almost 2 years ago

Carla, great post with some humor, although not a funny subject.  Yes the old days of rumblings of a "housing bubble", but no explanation as to how.  Hindsight is 20/20, or is it the truth always comes out?

Posted by Pamela Seley, REALTORĀ® Call 951.491.4063 | Temecula Valley CA (Bassett & Associates, REALTORSĀ®) almost 2 years ago

hmmmmm....Thanks for putting into words my sentiments. I'm having a hard time lately keeping things civil. 

Posted by Nellie Lytvinenko 919-210-9992 Raleigh - Cary NC Real Estate (Homes by Nellie-Working with Buyers & Sellers ) almost 2 years ago

Hi Vegas Bob -- I like the twists . . . keeps it's lively!  ;-)

Hey Pamala . . . yes, some!  LOL.  I think in this case, the truth!  Great comments.  Thanks!!

Hi Nellie -- glad that I'm not the only one with holes in my tongue!

Posted by Carla Muss-Jacobs - Exclusive Buyers Agent Portland | Portland Real Estate | (503-810-7192 | BuyersAgentPortland.com) almost 2 years ago

Ok girl:  I think you nailed IT on the head!!

Posted by Lesley Wagstaff - For Real Estate and Mortgages (Re/Max Results Realty in Vancouver, BC) almost 2 years ago

Are these posts censored?  It appears a previous post of mine was deleted.

Posted by JacobLeiman almost 2 years ago

Solving the problem would be a lot more impressive to me than knowing that there was going to be a problem.

Posted by JL Boney, III Columbia, SC Real Estate (Russell and Jeffcoat) almost 2 years ago

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